The Times of London and the Daily Mirror are reporting that Madonna is speaking with Fiona Shackleton, who represented Paul McCartney and Prince Charles. She is nicknamed the Steel Magnolia for, well, you tell me:
"A courtroom is a barbaric venue in which to pick over the carcass of a failed marriage."
Fiona (AKA Steel Magnolia) Shackleton Before and After Dousing
The Times of London says Mrs. (yes, Mrs., because no husband would dare divorce her) Shackleton's blonde "Dallas-style" glamour is much remarked on. Think colorful clothes, big jewelry and the odd tiara.
Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills was so annoyed by the coiffed crone that she threw a jug of water over the barrister at High Court and is threatening to report her for professional misconduct over allegations she called her names. If you saw the movie "Serial Mom" you would understand.
If the facts are sadly true and a better course doesn't present itself, hopefully there will be no name calling or jugs involved for the benefit of both parties and children Lourdes Ciccone, Rocco Ritchie and David Banda. [Source]